Life...

a compilation to a friend, on Father's Day..
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Life is beautiful.. or so they say..

Remember that feeling when you're free.. struggling your way into school.. making friends.. fighting enemies.. it even sounded better when you're at college.. more mature now.. sniffing around for girls.. staying up all night.. living the single life.. without any responsibilities.. but then you get bored.. you feel it's time for some real relationships.. you get more mature.. you stay loyal to one girl.. at a time.. then you end up marrying someone else..

you feel great for a while.. you think that's it.. am a happy established man..

but wait..

you start realizing some shits (that were told to you but you ignored them) are really true.. you start wondering "why wives are so annoying..?" it's like after a certain point of time, they switch to something unbearable at best..!!

at first you ignore the facts.. the signs.. "that's fine", you start to accept.. "I'll get used to it.." you’ll say.. but, again, this is marriage.. it supposed to be that way.. now you know why all those jokes are out there about husbands and wives.. about marriage.. unfortunately, it's a cage that you have to enter to know what is it about.. and once you know, you realize it's too late to get out..!! you cannot get out..! and the not-so-cool thing about it, is you pay for everything.. whether you know why you’re buying that crappy sofa, or this fuchsia curtains.. or that shiny set of glasses that no one will use.. they’ll always give you the punch line: “it looks good, honey”..!!

Something should be done to make singles aware of this.. some awareness, maybe.. a global marriage warning, perhaps..!! like those of the "global warming".. that should work..! no..? I guess, it won't.. marriage is like the army.. it sucks, but you would be amazed how thousands and thousands enroll every day..!!

the good thing though, about this whole pain called marriage, is the cute off-springs that comes out of it.. those cute little babies.. it worth every second spent in agony.. every moment in pain.. those cute little babies.. the angelic look.. the innocent face.. how beautiful they look when they're asleep..! when they fool around.. when they laugh.. when they first start to walk.. you just adore them.. those cute little hands and soft feet..

but WAIT..!!

they won't stay like that for long.. soon they'll grow up, and give you more headache than their mother.. in fact, their mother will look like the angel now and they turn into little devils.. they switch places on your helpless arse.. they'll break shit up, make loud noises in public places, keep you awake at night, fight with kids at school.. and you, the poor shmug, still pay for everything they break..!

to some people, marriage is a word.. to others, it’s a sentence..!

as Plato once said: "by all means, get married, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher..!"

a key word to men.. do not try to understand your wives.. I repeat: DO NOT TRY TO UNDERSTAND YOUR WIVES.. it won’t work.. just say yes.. argue a little, ignore.. give her what she wants.. stay headache–free.. talk.. calmly.. argue a little.. ignore your bank statements as well.. plan ahead.. TEACH them to plan ahead.. argue a little.. IGNORE.. sleep on the sofa.. ignore..

Life is beautiful.. or what do you say..? :)


p.s. to my wife, if you are reading this, the above article is a virus, I don’t know how it came into my blog.. just ignore it, honey.. like you usually do.. no, it’s based on a friend’s request to celebrate Father’s day differently, and by no means it reflects my personal views.. :/

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